plz talk dirty to me
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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