i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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