I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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