Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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