I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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