you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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