oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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