When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so let's talk penis.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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