Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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