my soul wont recognize me after tonight
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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