Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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