What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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