Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
where does the pee come out of this thing
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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