I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I am mentally ready for anal.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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