quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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