I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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