normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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