I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
