your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
