hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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