Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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