My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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