Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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