When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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