she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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