Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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