My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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