This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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