Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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