I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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