If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I supernannyed him into submission
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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