Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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