I heard we made out
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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