thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Drake has all the answers
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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