: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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