So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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