If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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