I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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