I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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