no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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