At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
