Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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