Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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