yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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