I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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