did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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