we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
