Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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