we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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