I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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