I don't think brook has ever known best
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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