did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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